we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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