dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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