I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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