You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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