Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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