What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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