That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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