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sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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