I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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