Quick, to the slutcave!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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