yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
operation have a gay friend backfired
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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