1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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