I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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