Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Randomize
