okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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