why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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