fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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