fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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