he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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