I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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