Your face is a jimmy john
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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