Christians are straight up FREAKS
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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