Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Found the puke drawer
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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