Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's never too late to be topless.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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