The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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