Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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