HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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