This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
