theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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