TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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