All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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