When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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