So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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