no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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