forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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