Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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