she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
So much rum. So many feels.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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