Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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