I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
