C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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