Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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