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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?

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  wait... oh

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• (315): View more from New York

  I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.

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• (315): View more from New York

  15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Did you run away?

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  I DANCED AWAY.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.

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  My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.

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• (831): View more from California

  It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you

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