I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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