He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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