I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have demons in me.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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