Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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