he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
There's even glitter on my cock...
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