After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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