I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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