i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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