But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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