yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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