Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
