Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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