you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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